Once a week, the University Daily Kansan publishes a series of rants and raves left on a voice answering system. Here are the KU sports-related messages for this week…
- Would someone like to tell me why the guys’ basketball team goes 0 for 2 over Thanksgiving break, and the girls’ team goes 2 for 0, and yet there are five stories about the guy’s team and one small paragraph about the girls? KU girls rock.
- This is to Roy Williams, who is the cutest and most adorable basketball coach in the whole entire world. And the University of Maryland sucks, and I’m so upset about leaving Kansas. So, good luck, Kansas. I love you guys.
- My friends and I, we were just watching TV, and at the same time thinking about how Kirk Hinrich is not 100 percent because of his back. And then we saw the commercial that will save his career at KU. The Bayer aspirin commercial. Take some.
- I just called to say I’m watching ESPN2 NBA developmental league, and Eric Chenowith is playing. He has four points in the third quarter. I guess that’s what he meant by going to the big time after he left Kansas.
- Hi. I know I’m a freshman and totally clueless as to how basketball ticket sales go, but can someone please explain to me how in the world UCLA general admission tickets were sold out at 8:36 a.m. if public sales didn’t begin until 9 this morning? Woo, Texas.
- I wasn’t allowed to enter the CMSU game because the KU ticket office wouldn’t let me in with a bus pass and my student schedule. I didn’t have my ID, and they ruined my night. Thank you very much, KU men’s basketball ticket holders, you ruined my night.
- Jeff “The meal ticket” Graves needs to go.
- Hey, this is five girls, sitting in our room watching the KU game, and we came to the consensus that Nick Colllison definitely needs to find a tanning bed soon.
- Yeah, I was just at the KU basketball game with Central Missouri State, and has anyone else noticed that Baby Jay has put on a little weight? I was wondering, who knocked up Baby Jay? I think it was one of the Crimson Girls.
- Did Collison just break up with his girlfriend or something? I mean, why else would he be playing so crappy?
- All I have to say that is until KU learns to play perimeter man-to-man defense, we are going to get beat inside every single game we play.
- Ok, I’m sitting here watching the KU game on TV, and the CMSU player just took a shot, and he hit only the back boards, and the KU fans started saying “airball.” That’s not an airball, morons, that’s a brick. An airball means that he doesn’t hit anything at all. Get it straight.
- I’ve just got one question. This is for Jeff Graves, a.k.a., thickey-thick. Can I braid your hair? If so, come to McCollum, 5th floor.
- Yeah, this goes to the hater that said Wayne Simien couldn’t play, well, check the Central Missouri highlights. Oh yeah, Central Missouri sucks. Holla.
