KU Head Basketball Coach Bill Self attended a secret fund raiser for Top 100 High School Basketball Prospects with Madonna Fixations in Los Angeles the night after the Syracuse loss. The usually gregarious Self was unable to relax at the fund raiser, as this leaked photo makes clear. jaybate's confidential source indicates that Madonna reputedly told the audience, "I am very pleased that the nation's best college basketball coach could attend this very worthy cause, but, as everyone can see, Bill needs to loosen up and explore Kabbalah with me after dinner." Madonna also reputedly winked and added, "He is now a material boy, after all." For the humor challenged, this is a joke. It is ONLY a joke. If it were a real event with a real photo, you would have been alerted to turn on your radios to your local Civil Defense frequencies and await further instructions.