KU chant options narrowed to two

"We were my in my day"? You mean, back when the football team was terrible, the stadium was half full, and the students showed up for a half, maybe, stayed quiet the whole time, and then left?

Let's face it. People suck. The only thing that has changed is the manner in which they suck.

October 23, 2008 at 10:32 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

KU football No. 15

Anyone see the cover? It looks like the Mizzou guy is taking a deuce and that deuce just happens to be a missouri helmet.

Classic.

August 8, 2008 at 12:48 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Allow me to introduce myself...

Doog, so long as you remain funny and self-effacing, I will be willing to ignore (if not forgive) any certain educational history. Heck, even if you bring it up, but in an amusing manner, I'm in.

Have you considered a column entitled "Running with the devil" or similar? I figure it'd go well with the title you picked today.

G'luck man. I think this could be fun.

August 5, 2008 at 9:59 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Woodling: Lawsuit gives T's new life

As a 27 year old, I've reached the point in my life where I decide what I think is and is not funny. I can assure you, "classiness" and "classlessness" have nothing to do with my decision making. As far as I can tell, those are terms used by people who never quite left junior high and still constantly worry what everyone around them is thinking.

I don't own a Muck Fizzou shirt, nor do I own any of those other hilarious shirts, but I still chuckle when I see them at games. See, that's the joy of being an adult. You are allowed to find anything you want funny, so long as you aren't hurting anyone.

July 20, 2008 at 2:12 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

DA decides not to file charges against Sherron Collins

Wow. As far as I can tell the conversations get weirdly heated and religious during the off-season. What's that about?

Also, did anyone else read the headline and for a split second think, "Why would Darrel Arthur file charges against Collins?"

July 13, 2008 at 1:02 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Spodcasters: One draft down, one to go (Spodcasters)

I'm glad to see that we all agree Talib is going to smoke everyone at his position.

April 28, 2008 at 10:20 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Keegan: Meet the next Mario

As a fellow large man, let me assure you that, as a rule, fat guys are allowed to make jokes about other fat guys.

Thus, Keegan, I fully support you in your Majerus joke.

In regards to the rest of your column, I have no real problems. People have differences of opinion about our last one or two open scholarships. I'm willing to give it to whoever Self decides to give it to.

Of course, that kind of statement doesn't draw much controversy, nor result in much analysis.

I guess I'll have to go back to my day job!

April 24, 2008 at 1:54 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Extra Minutes: Kansas 84, DePaul 66

Does this mean we need to put Chalmers on the Triple-Double Watch: the accomplishment that has never occurred by a Kansas player? He'd be a good candidate for it.

December 8, 2007 at 8:06 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Keegan: Wear blue today

That's true. That Texas game was an embarrassment to all KU students and alumni who were older than 18 at the time. The student paper was full of VERY angry comments the next day, if I remember correctly.

November 3, 2007 at 9:54 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

The Greene Room Live: KU-Pitt. St.

"not just a football school" may have been the funniest thing I read today. Beyond that, I'm looking forward to seeing what this team looks like without Wright.

For all that he was great, I think this team used him as a crutch at times last year. I'm hoping for a nice "year after" effect, similar to the 2003 campaign when the team jelled the loss of Gooden.

November 1, 2007 at 4:14 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )