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Silvio De Sousa ruled ineligible through 2019-20 season

Play him anyway. The demise of the NCAA is long overdue.

February 1, 2019 at 5:23 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

College basketball corruption trial under way

au contraire, mon ami: such a thing only happens if a party declares they are taking said case to the supreme court, preferably verbally and very loudly. very similar to declaring bankruptcy.

October 2, 2018 at 1:25 a.m. ( | suggest removal )

KU guards can compensate for Udoka Azubuike's absence by attacking glass

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 4-Guard Line-Up?

Ted: Yeah, sure, 4-Guard Line-Up. Yeah, the line-up Bill Self uses when he's short on bigs.

Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 5... Guard... Line-Up.

Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.

Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into an arena, you see 4-Guard Line-Up sittin' there, there's 5-Guard Line-Up right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?

Ted: I would go for the 5.

Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 5-Guard Line-Up. And we guarantee just as good as the 4-Guard Line-Up.

Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?

Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 4 guards, we're gonna send you the extra guard free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".

Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with a 6-Guard Line-Up. Then you're in trouble, huh?

[Hitchhiker convulses]

Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 5. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who uses a 6-Guard Line-Up? You won't even get 'em on the court!

Ted: That - good point.

Hitchhiker: 5's the key number here. Think about it. 5 Guys, $5 Footlong, 5th Element. that's the number. 5 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

March 7, 2018 at 8:59 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Sixth touted Louisiana prospect commits to KU football

We want Bama!

February 6, 2017 at 1:35 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Tom Keegan: Bill Self's Allen Fieldhouse record stunning

Dang, is this the great Kit Duncan?

November 19, 2016 at 12:53 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

KU officially announces signing of No. 1-rated Josh Jackson

I'd be happy to pick up another PG

May 3, 2016 at 8:50 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

KU officially announces signing of No. 1-rated Josh Jackson

We have Jackson, Svi and Vick on the wing this year. We're plenty deep there.

May 3, 2016 at 3:48 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

Jackson decision expected

By 4 months! Amazing!

April 9, 2016 at 5:14 p.m. ( | suggest removal )